Was Programmierer machen wenn sie Langeweile haben...

$newsWebsites = [
                'spiegel.de',
                'welt.de',
                'focus.de',
                '...'
            ]

            if( Me.read($newsWebsites.pickOne()).getFeeling() === 'depressed' ) {
                Me.read('//www.lachvegas.de');
                Me.setFeeling('happy');
            } 



            if (Me.sad() === true) {
                Me.sad().stop();
                Me.replaceMoodWith('happiness');
            }



            $THINGS_TO_BUY = [
                'Beach Villa',
                'Designer Shoes',
                'Designer Dress',
                'Gold',
                'Lanborghini',
                'Yacht'
            ];

            while (Husband.hasMoneyLeft()) {
                Wife.buy( this.pickOne($THINGS_TO_BUY) );
            }

        

            do {
                $currentBeer = $BEERS.pickOne();
                Me.drink($currentBeer);
            } while($BEERS.hasOneLeft() AND Me.getAlcoholLevelInPermille() < 4.8);